' SPURS FAN says:: What's on top of Nik Richie's nightstand?

Monday, December 14, 2009

What's on top of Nik Richie's nightstand?


I think it's really cool when you take pics of yourself acting like you don't care, but yet you are checking yourself out on your gay phone.

289 comments:

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WTD said...

why is this out of order

SPURS FAN said...

Well, I posted it and changed the time up on it because I wanted to keep it under the M.J. post. You like this pic?

WTD said...

gayer than michael jackson

SPURS FAN said...

All right. I'll move it up. You don't like his pose? It's tough.

SPURS FAN said...

Oh, and if "santa" checks these comments out, there you go. That's two of the roaches posted again within a week.

WTD said...

I bet you his dildo smells like cumin curry shit

SPURS FAN said...

That's disgusting. But it probably does, you are right.

Dirtygirl said...

You think he would've chosen a different pic. I'm sure there are about 200 more very similar in his phone which means he thinks the 199 are worse than this one.

Who took the time to photoshop a dildo in the pic though?

SPURS FAN said...

I agree.

As far as the photoshop? That's photoshopped in?

Dirtygirl said...

Photoshopping a pic of a dildo in the pic is even gayer than an actual dildo in the pic. Or is this supposed to be a 20k advertisement?

VERY GAY MAN said...

me and nik had a fun time that night... everytime he comes to vegas.. i tap his guts.. uuuuugggghhh my anus is leaking with arousal..

SPURS FAN said...

That's funny DG.

SPURS FAN said...

"everytime he comes to vegas.. i tap his guts.. uuuuugggghhh my anus is leaking with arousal.."

That's so fucking funny. You "tap his guts?"

Hilarious.

Dirtygirl said...

"VERY GAY MAN"

Finally, the capslock king MP has come to terms with his gayness.

SPURS FAN said...

That's right. MP is the CAPSLOCK KING. But I'm not sure that was MP.

Dirtygirl said...

No, I'm convinced it is. Either that or VERY GAY MAN is what made him the capslock king.

VERY GAY MAN said...

SPURS FAN,

YES I TAP HIS GUTS..WITH THAT DILDO HE HAS ON HIS NIGHTSTAND..

DIRTYGIRL,

OH NO YOU DIDNT B!TCH.. ILL GO DIVA ON YO ASS.. AND SLAP YOU ACCROSS YOUR FACE WITH MY GAY D!CK

SPURS FAN said...

I don't know DG. You will always have a problem with MP and Sock Puppet don't you?

SPURS FAN said...

Well, I'm happy for you VERY GAY MAN. I'm glad you found someone to bang.

SPURS FAN said...

*won't* you?

SPURS FAN said...

VERY GAY MAN:

I imagine DG is just sitting there thinking about you slapping your "GAY D!CK" across her face.

Dirtygirl said...

I don't have a problem with gay people so why do you think I have a problem with MP?

As for Drew, he really does look like a sock puppet. I can't help that. I think he would be a great addition to the muppets or if Fraggle Rock ever made a comeback he could be one of the new puppets dancing around and finally become the star he has always hoped to be and quit the phone scam pyramid.

Dirtygirl said...

VERY GAY MAN: MP would be jealous if he knew you would do that to me and not him.

SPURS FAN said...

You should be his agent DG. Try to help him out.

Dirtygirl said...

I don't know if I want to do all that. There is not enough ROI involved for that. (I just learned that acronym the other day!)

SPURS FAN said...

Hey, nice memory! And indeed, I don't think the ROI would be very high.

SPURS FAN said...

You saw what I did there, right?

Dirtygirl said...

I'm sure it would be the same ROI as this site.

SPURS FAN said...

Smartass.

Actually, probably higher than this site. Now go click on some ads.

SPURS FAN said...

And leave whatever ad you click on sitting there for awhile. Act like you are interested in the product.

Dirtygirl said...

But what the hell, I'm feeling charitable this xmas season. I think I will forward his pictures to PBS for an idea for another puppet. Maybe the Lambchops lady will come up with something for him.

SPURS FAN said...

That would be very thoughtful of you. Santa would be proud of you.

"Lambchops Lady?"

Nice.

Dirtygirl said...

But I have no interest in becoming a police officer. But I would like to use the uniform as a prop.

SPURS FAN said...

That would be a useful prop.

SPURS FAN said...

There was an ad asking you to find out what's wrong with America. 3 things actually.

They probably have your picture displayed as one of them.

Dirtygirl said...

I wonder if cbt and lambchops lady have some type of history. I bet cbt, the lamb, and her have had some crazy drug crazed nights together.

SPURS FAN said...

I imagine they did. She looks like a "CBT woman."

Dirtygirl said...

The problem with america is everyone does not think like me.

SPURS FAN said...

Yeah, that's it. You nailed it.

Anonymous said...

i tell you, he flies in 'bi'-planes.

VERY GAY MAN said...

OMG NIK RICHIE IS SO MAD AT ME NOW..BECAUSE I LET THIS PIC LEAK OUT.. LIKE HOW HIS ANUS LEAKS AFTER I PULL OUT... UUUUUGGGHHH!!!

SPURS FAN said...

Anonymous:

You mean versus 'air'-planes?

SPURS FAN said...

VERY GAY MAN:

Sorry about that. I hope you can still get a date with him. If not, you can move on to (|)Merlin(|). I'm sure she'd be happy if you put a dildo up inside her.

Pamela Anne said...

Goodmorning every one!!

CBT said...

Morning Pammy. I got a strange text from you this morning.

SPURS FAN said...

Good morning Pam. How are you doing? Still hungover?

CBT said...

Did y'all hear? Michael Vick got a contract to be a spokesperson for Purina Dog Chow.

CBT said...

I thought plaid went out when Kurt Cobain ate his shotgun.

SPURS FAN said...

Good point.

SPURS FAN said...

Is that another one of your jokes CBT? About Michael Vick?

Pamela Anne said...

I am very hung over. I am laying in my room with no lights.

I had a very gay night last night.
I woke up next to a girl


fml.

CBT said...

I gave a shirt that looked like that to Goodwill back in 1998.

SPURS FAN said...

Congrats Pam. How was she?

CBT said...

Okay Pam this is a story you need to text me.

I wish you'd let me forward the texts you sent me on the trip from Florida back to Seattle to Spurs. That shit was hilarious.

SPURS FAN said...

No, she doesn't need to text you anything. Pam should explain what happened right here. Like ALL the details.

CBT said...

Nik has succeeded in making himself look like the Mexican guy I hired to rebuild the fence along the creek.

SPURS FAN said...

Good one CBT.

"I gave a shirt that looked like that to Goodwill back in 1998."

That was funny man.

CBT said...

Thanks, but I really did,dude. I think my ex bought it for me at the Gap. That was about the time I forbade everybody in my whole family from buying me clothes for presents.

Pamela Anne said...

We made out topless for two hours .

It was the gayest thing I have ever felt in my life. She was Asian.

CBT said...

Well, Pam honey, we both like Asian chicks.

SPURS FAN said...

I would have "forbade" them too CBT.

Pamela Anne said...

why. I was so drunk

She was the aggressor

omg she was only 18

I am such a cradle robber

CBT said...

Someone explain to an old man, what the fuck does fml. mean?

SPURS FAN said...

Pam, that's all you did? Was she hot?

SPURS FAN said...

Was she drunk too Pam?

CBT said...

I wouldn't know anything at all about the "cradle robbing". Hey these little 18 year old girls y"all give me shit about taking advantage of...they're some aggressive little bitches now days. My litle Lesbian, Chaz, heard someone say I took advantage of young women. Chaz said, "Roy doeswn't take advantage of young women, they take advantage of him". She should know.

CBT said...

Pam, there's no video of this, is there? I would hate for that to make it to the dirty.

WTD said...

Wow, never thought Id say this but me CBT and Pam all share something in common. Pam, juicy details NOW!

WTD said...

CBT: I would, however love to see the video

SPURS FAN said...

Well, all of us have something in common.

WTD said...

CBT: fml + fuck my life (i think)

WTD said...

= not +

CBT said...

Pam's like a kid to me now, a niece maybe. I'm not comfortable with sexual situations involving her.

WTD said...

spurs: so La Salsa?

WTD said...

CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket

CBT said...

Fuck my life? Well these young chicks text me that, usually when they're in a mood so that would make sense.

WTD said...

Then you pull out that lil prune penis quick fast

SPURS FAN said...

No Wopness, no La Salsa.

WTD said...

and prematurely ejaculate all over your 26 waist wranglers

WTD said...

Spurs: Chipotle?

SPURS FAN said...

"CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket"

Very true.

CBT said...

"WTD said...

CBT: If she asked you to bring her to you to fuck, you'd throw out a hip reaching for your credit card to buy the plane ticket"

Maybe a couple of months ago. Probably not now, though, believe it or not.

WTD said...

pam any pics of this asian?

WTD said...

CBT: Calling bullshit

SPURS FAN said...

"Then you pull out that lil prune penis quick fast and prematurely ejaculate all over your 26 waist wranglers"

Very true Wopness.

CBT said...

Actually Wop, those would be size 33 Silvers. Even when I cowboyed, I wore Levis.

WTD said...

33's? gay

CBT said...

I hate having bullshit called on me when I'm sincere.

SPURS FAN said...

"Chipotle?"

No.

WTD said...

Spurs: WHAT CHAIN MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT DO YOU EAT AT?

SPURS FAN said...

"Silvers?"

GAY.

Pamela Anne said...

I don't know I am pretty sure the whole party has pictures, we made out on a couch before we went into the bedroom and took our tops off with the door locked. She was very sexy, she made me feel like a little kid because she was way more skilled at sucking on me.. She had nice tits, she was very cute I don't mess around with ugly girls. We really just dry humped for like one or two hours topless and touched each other over clothes.
If we meet again we would probably do more. Her was Tina ;)

CBT said...

Let me guess Wop. Size 44 Levi 505's?

SPURS FAN said...

Wopness:

No chains. I like these two places called Chacho's and Las Palapas.

CBT said...

Hey the Silver jeans are fro me fucking up and letting Rudi Huxtable pick out some clothes for me.

Okay I lied. Pam, that was hot.

CBT said...

Spurs I don't do chains either. Casa Mexicana in LR is as good as any Mex I've had in the Southwest.

WTD said...

no buddy, size 36 in dkny's and polo, and 38 in red monkey's

WTD said...

Spurs: Then where did the Del taco rumor come from?

I refuse to eat at chains myself, especially ethnic foods. Why would you? The mom and pops is where its at

WTD said...

pico de gallo, minitios, el terrero, molina midway, rosa's, maria's and BK's... those are some mexican joints my friends

SPURS FAN said...

Wopness:

The Del Taco rumor came from Rocket Queen.

SPURS FAN said...

You are right. The "moms and pops" places are the best.

Pamela Anne said...

I am gay maybe

SPURS FAN said...

No Pam, I don't think you are "gay" just curious. Anyway, do you have any pics of this asian girl? And she was drunk?

Pamela Anne said...

No no pictures. my friends do of me and her.
why ?
haha perv.

SPURS FAN said...

Well, I'd like to see if she's a nice person, that's all. I can tell by a picture.

Anyway, what does "fml" mean?

SPURS FAN said...

"She was very sexy, she made me feel like a little kid because she was way more skilled at sucking on me.. She had nice tits, she was very cute I don't mess around with ugly girls. We really just dry humped for like one or two hours topless and touched each other over clothes.
If we meet again we would probably do more."

That's great. Can you do a youtube with that?

SPURS FAN said...

Wopness:

It does mean "fuck my life."

Pamela Anne said...

Spurs! I dont make youtubes !!

Pamela Anne said...

You can't tell if shes nice by a picture!!

SPURS FAN said...

Yes, I can tell. I'm a genius like that.

Pamela Anne said...

Oh no you are not ! You just need some fresh jerk off material!!

SPURS FAN said...

I don't need "jerk off" material, thanks. You think I would jerk off to a simple picture.

Pamela Anne said...

I do.

CBT said...

"SPURS FAN said...

I don't need "jerk off" material, thanks. You think I would jerk off to a simple picture.

Pamela Anne said...

I do."

Pam, that was fucking funny.

Pamela Anne said...

I do and a bunch of us do

I don't think any of us need to lie to kick it around here

mkkay

SPURS FAN said...

Pam, I meant a simple picture of her. Not naked.

CBT said...

Oh, Spurs. I was inspired by the picture on Drew's site to go to a T shirt the station does trade with and have a couple made up that say, "I Know Big Drew and Rocket Queen".

CBT said...

I assume a large would fit you?

Pamela Anne said...

I need to work out I think I drank like 10 plus beers which I don't think is a good look for me

SPURS FAN said...

Yeah, make it an XXL. That should be big enough to clean my front windshield after I get done washing my car.

CBT said...

Spurs: How about I get you one made that says "I Know Dirtygirl"?

SPURS FAN said...

Yeah, you do that CBT.

Anonymous said...

pam is so ugly that she can make a dildo go limp.

SPURS FAN said...

You think so anonymous?

Pamela Anne said...

I doubt that but thanks for the input

SPURS FAN said...

That's a good response Pam. Take the high road (no sarcasm).

Pamela Anne said...

Thanks, there is no need for rude comments to me like that so might as well say nothing =) .

I think the only time I can even get mad at a person who types something rude to me is if they would actually use a name and perhaps we had some kind of link to each other, but regardless its a strangers point of view that is too much words as it is !

SPURS FAN said...

Damn Pam, that was well written. No typos, not "text speak", nothing. Nice.

Pamela Anne said...

Haha, thank you!!. I have tried to clean up my typing on blogs and such it really used to be hard to understand what I was saying all of the time .. lol.

SPURS FAN said...

That's true. You needed a translator.

Pamela Anne said...

Haha!. Your So funny!. lol

kb said...

pam, you are not ugly.
i must say though, i do not like this biburious shit. pick a side. my stance on persons like that (general, not a rant aimed at you, pammycakes):
you are not curious you are just greedy. you either like dick or you dont. i dislike how some (not all people who cant read) chicks do it just to entertain too. disgusting, grow up and attempt to solve your weird sexual issues stemming from childhood, preferably not in a public place.

while I at times get tingly in special places looking at sexual things involving women (please see pam's quote refering to not having to lie to kick it-i think we should make this internet rule number 69), I am not gay or bi. Nor will I try it just to make sure and qualm my curiosities.

:climbs off soapbox: This has been a PSA by kinkyb!tch. Thank you and good day.

kb said...

and ftr, nik looks like a beaner in this pic! wtf?

wop-do you guys have macayos in tucson? ooooh, I wuv Macayos! Baja chicken chimichanga is my fave. I do love their salsa as well. All restaurants should offer some sort of appetizer free the way most Mexican places do with their chips and salsa. It's only fair.

SPURS FAN said...

Hello kinkyb!tch. Hey, once again I enjoyed that article in the AZ Central.

SPURS FAN said...

"All restaurants should offer some sort of appetizer free the way most Mexican places do with their chips and salsa. It's only fair."

I agree.

Big Drew said...

Guys like you would fill up on the free apps and a glass of water, LOL!

Big Drew said...

* water with lemon

SPURS FAN said...

Whatever you say Sock Puppet.

Elfie Streets said...

We do have a Macayos here KB, but the places Wop listed are 10 million times better. Molina Midway (Carne Seca tacos SO F"N GOOD!) and BK's for carne asada tacos and sonoran hot dogs (bomb) Guero Canelo for Caramelos... oh so so good.

Big Drew said...

Sock Puppet? That one went over my head

SPURS FAN said...

That's DG's new name for you. She said you look like a Sock Puppet.

Elfie Streets said...

I am watching my favorite show INTERVENTION!!!!!! yaya!

SPURS FAN said...

You like that show huh?

Big Drew said...

Tell Dirtygirl Jenny Craig called, wants to know when she will come back.

Elfie Streets said...

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OVE it!
I met a boy this weekend.

SPURS FAN said...

You met a boy this weekend Streets?

Dirtygirl said...

Hey sock puppet, 1988 called and would like their overplayed insult back.

Elfie Streets said...

Yes I did, he is from Oxford, has the coolest accent ever, is such a gentleman and he is so absolutely beautiful.

Elfie Streets said...

I did not meet him at speed dating...

SPURS FAN said...

Hey congrats. Did you forgot about that earlier?

SPURS FAN said...

Congrats again.

Elfie Streets said...

No I didn't forget, I just didnt want to tell and jinx myself... but then I forgot I didnt want to tell and I told anyway.

SPURS FAN said...

Well, thanks for sharing.

Elfie Streets said...

anytime, any time...

is that 2 wods or one, I wrote it both ways since I was unsure.

SPURS FAN said...

I think it should be any time.

Elfie Streets said...

in this usage it probably should be

SPURS FAN said...

I think so.

20k-MILLIONAIRE said...

why is pam talking all dirty again thought she was a good girl now.. '

elfie,

wtf??
thought you and me was happening :( guess ur out of my tax bracket :(

20k-MILLIONAIRE said...

and wow Nik is such a gay.. who ever did this pic must have it bad for him.. im thinking GETRID..

SPURS FAN said...

What's up 20?

SPURS FAN said...

"GETRID?"

That name always amused me.

I don't know who did it, but someone must have it bad for him, you are right.

Pamela Anne said...

Hey Adel =)

Pamela Anne said...

Kevin where are you

20k-MILLIONAIRE said...

hey pam..

did you change your cell again> i txted you and no responce..

SPURSFAN,

SUP MAN.
JUST CHILLIN
NUT HEY THATS WHAT Nik GETS FOR POSTING GAY PICS OF HIMSELF ON TWITTER.. LOL I KNEW SOME ONE WAS GOING TO GET HIM SOONER OR LATER.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

20K go fuck yourself with one of your dildos you freaky spider side faggot

Pam, you are a fucking lezzbo, deal with it, you sushi eating bitch

(non-evil) Spurs Fan, go eat your fucking free ships and salsa and imagining you are going to sexually assault your waitress

Elfie- your "boy" sounds like a flaming faggot, you will never convert him to a true clam lover

Sock Puppet - I hate fat fucking guineas

SPURS FAN said...

20K:

Yep, someone got him finally.

SPURS FAN said...

Evil Spurs Fan:

Nice to see you around prick.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

By the way, I saw that picture of Jacko on here. I gotta tell ya, Im a big fan, BIG FAN

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Those fucking kids were asking for it, I mean come on, who runs around with their little dinky's out drinking wine, unless they wanted to be fondled?

SPURS FAN said...

You have a sick mind. I don't think the kids were just running around with their "dinky's" out either.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Pam: One time I bought one of those fucking asian women, she came all wrapped up.. it was a real treat, I could tea bag it whenever I wanted. Problem is I didnt know what the little gook ate, so I never fed it. Goddamn that thing stunk when it died!

Evil Spurs Fan said...

me and jacko partied together once out in LA. I brought the coke and he supplied the little guys. Trust me, after enough Jesus Juice, they were asking for it

SPURS FAN said...

I think someone should report you to the authorities.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

In regards the the actual post: I wouldn't doubt for a second if the little fucking camel fucker did shove some rubber up his fucking ass. Hell you see all the queer baits he surrounded himself with? That fucking Merlin is gayer than Liberace

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Spurs: I Believe that investigation occurred already. Jacko just threw some money at the issue

SPURS FAN said...

(|)Merlin(|) is gayer than Liberace. She needs to come to grips with that.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Nice fucking flannel Habeeb, jesus christ, he looks like the vato loco that fucks that fat beaner from this site

SPURS FAN said...

Yeah, he did throw some money at the issue.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Merlin makes Perez Hilton look like Charles Bronson

SPURS FAN said...

That's hilarious. She does make Perez Hilton look like Charles Bronson.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

When are we going to start requiring these bitched to show their tits if they want to post on this site?

Evil Spurs Fan said...

bitches**

SPURS FAN said...

I don't know. Maybe you should ask them. I don't think it will go over very well though.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Well, you know what I always say: Bitches need to shut their lips and show their tits

SPURS FAN said...

Interesting motto you have there. You probably don't get laid very much, do you?

Evil Spurs Fan said...

No, thats why I rape my dog and when I am really horney I rape the Del Taco bitch

SPURS FAN said...

What a lovely thought.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

Hey, its hard out here for a pimp

SPURS FAN said...

You don't come across as a "pimp", sorry.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

yeah I traffic and sell underage thai boys

Evil Spurs Fan said...

You want one?

SPURS FAN said...

Good for you. How's that working out?

SPURS FAN said...

No, I don't want one, thanks.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

shitty. These things are frail as fuck. You beat them a little and they die

SPURS FAN said...

Then stop beating them.

Evil Spurs Fan said...

pussy

SPURS FAN said...

Dick.

DJ the real one aka SPUR's bird said...

I alway knew Nik was a big asshole, I just did not think it was litteraly true. Now we know why him and Pixie queef called it off.

SPURS FAN said...

What's up Pelican? How have you been? And yeah, that's a good point. That's probably why (|)Pixie(|) broke up with him.

Dirtygirl said...

For some reason I think you enjoy typing this: (!). I had to use the exclamation point because I have no idea how you got that other ass crack.

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