From Tigerwoods.com:
"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.
I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.
Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."
All right, I think this will be the last post on Woods. That was his statement. I think he'll be gone for awhile. Longer than people think.
106 comments:
"All right, I think this will be the last post on Woods. That was his statement. I think he'll be gone for awhile. Longer than people think."
Thank you. Let's see, High Paid, Young Professional Athlete gets strange pussy. How is this news? Kobe ass raping that maid in Colorado was news, this isn't.
Well, I'm only going to leave it up a little while longer. I submitted the story to digg.com, I just wanted to see how many hits I'd get off of it. If it doesn't get picked up a lot over there, I'm going to delete it.
I gotcha. Really doesn't matter here, though. After the third comment on a post, the conversation on this site meanders off into something totally irrelevent to the orinal content.
*original*
True, very true. I'm just trying to drive more traffic here, so that's the only reason why I posted it. I caught it right when it came out, I was hoping to get a ton of hits like the site got from that loser who clocked the chick.
The Guido who punched that chick post generated you a ton of hits?
Yep. I caught it right when it came out, and as soon as i posted it, the site got like 47 unique hits within a minute, and then it stayed at a steady pace the rest of the day. Even a few minutes ago someone came to the site based off that guy. At first I was on the first page on google for that name search, but now i'm on the 3rd unless you type in his name with loser on it. Which people are doing. Surprisingly.
actually it was 47 within a few minutes. Like 4 tops.
That's good.
I hated it when website people would talk total hits. On a dealership site the number of unique visitors is the most important statistic. Not so much, for a blog site.
Yeah, I understand what you mean as far as "total hits." That really doesn't matter.
They are dogging this douche bigtime for this. Expensive pussy, indeed.
Indeed!
Drew and I just finished dinner and he just had run my his place so he could take a shit, put on his eye patch and pick up that parrot. I'm waiting on him right now so I thought I'd check in. His Crown Vic looks like shit and smells a little like wino puke, but it's really fast. The chicken and parrot stayed here and took a whirpool birdbath. Wierdest fucking thing I've ever seen. The dick pictures are gone now. Now Fat Boy has poster size pictures of two miniature Arab looking guys and one of some tranny looking thing who looks like a Bret Michaels impersonator. Creepy.
I see you have a picture up now. That made me laugh. If only that chick knew. That's funny.
That description of your night so far was priceless.
That's me. Email me sometime. My email addy is on my profile. I think I'd give you freebie. Oh, gotta go. Fat Boy is ready to go. The fucking parrot keeps squaking "pirates in khaki, pirates in khaki, yo ho ho". MY fee just went up another $100.
Haha wow Cheetah Woods is such a sloot! he makes my past look smooooth!.
Hi spurs and CBT and KB
I hope tiger is mentally sane, why is his name Tiger ?
Craigslist Whore:
Thanks for the offer of the "freebie." And that parrot is just excited. Give him a break. But at least you scored another $100. Now you are up to $250.
Hello Pam. And his real name is Eldrick.
Eldrick ? why did he go with Tiger ?
I don't know. I think his dad gave him that nickname.
Tiger in the bed maybe ? haha.
I don't think his dad was banging his son. So no.
We don't know that .
Oh, I'm quite certain he wasn't.
How come ? It could explain his mantastic adventures, maybe he is making up for some gay adventures he felt violated for and made up for in over achieving with his member
Craigslist Whore, you are a dumb cunt who gives Libras a bad name.
Craigslist...what is that??
You're like the garage sale of hookers for God's sake.
If your mind is set on making a career out of being a "dial-a-ho" you should at least get an ad on Eros. Get with the program.
your up late anonymous
Anonymous:
Craigslist is like the "garage sale" for hookers.
You were up late too Pam.
Spurs:
Yes, that's what I was implying.
blah!!
Hey folks.
Pam, he went with "Tiger" because his real name is "Eldrick". If my real name was "Eldrick" I'd rather people call me "Fuckstick" because even that sounds better than "Eldrick".
Hi guys. Even though you guys are a bunch of freaks you make me laugh so I'm going to visit you once in a while. Here's what happened last night at the fucking Tiki Bar:
The whole fucking ride to the Tiki Bar the fucking parrot keeps squawking that "pirates in khaki, yo ho ho" thing. I know he was excited, but it was still annoying as fuck. On the dive to the bar, Fat Boy scared the shit out of me a dozen fucking times trying to drive with his eyepatch on. I kept telling that fat motherfucker to just flip it up so he could fucking see, but he'd just laugh and chime in with the fucking parrot. Even more fucking annoying.
When we got to the Tiki Bar, the place was like the fat guy from "Cheers" (that was my dad's favorite show) walked in. Everybody knew Fat Boy and the fucking parrot. All these old men would come up to them and say, "yo ho ho" and high five the fucking parrot. Two minutes later they were mobbed by all these fat, 40 year old, really orange (we're all a little orange here in Jersey, but these old bitches were tangerine) Portugese cougar bitches swarmed them.
Hey, more later, I have to go pay my taxes right now (give a cop a free blow job).
Anonymous:
Yeah, I know. I was just agreeing with you.
What's up CBT?
You are funny Craiglsist Whore. That was yet another colorful story.
Wow, I thought the NBA got new refs? The officiating couldn't be more blatantly bias in some of these games.
What? You watched the Phoenix game?
Of course I did.
EIUODHFEOUFHID
Yeah Pam, that made a lot of sense...
EV,
They got screwed or what?
Pam, I agree with anonymous, that made a ton of sense.
They got screwed big time. The Nuggets couldn't take a lead until the refs blew calls on 6 possessions straight. After that it was ticky-tac calls and ghost fouls killing the Suns' big players, while the Nig Nugs were doing whatever the fuck they wanted on the other side of the court with absolutely no calls on them. On the last play they had a chance, Nash got fouled hardcore and there was no call, identical to last years horribly blatant no call when they fouled the shit out of Grant Hill.
I'm not one for blaming bad officiating on the outcome of a game, because I generally believe that if a team should've won, it wouldn't have come down to a call or two. In this case, the refs led every bit of the Nuggets come back in that game.
Did they let Donaghue back in the game? I wasn't aware of that.
hey guys! . I am bored lets do a AOL CHATROOM
What's up Pam?
Trying to set up a 99 styled chatroom for us ! haha joking, nothing laying in bed!! I am SO cold - you spurs?
Not much.
Thats Sexy, can you repeat that but in all caps. ;)
Who is anonymous ?
I don't know who that was.
You know what I just thought of, Steven Rock because he is on AOL haha, do you remember him ?
Who Rock? Yeah, I remember.
Yeah haha. He was cool until we used to I-chat everyday, then I told Pixie Queef thinking he could keep a secret but he could not. And then the whole " office knew " but it was bad because apparently Rock had a long time Girlfriend.. lol.
Travesty.
I guess, I have a picture of him shirtless and me on the other side of the chat haha. I never leaked that, because he was a nice guy - just un-truthful. Oh well. The only " dirty staff member " I ever speak to Is Gayden. LOL.
I am going to start a blog site ! It will be about dog dander.
Really dissapointing after the Suns pulled it together to beat the Magic in a really late game. Then they go back-to-back with Denver on the road and show up solid as ever on defense, only to get barraged with shit like that.
At least there is some good football tomorrow, and the NFL understands the need for challenges and booth reviews.
I agree EV
Sounds like a winner Pam.
However, I am pretty happy that the Steelers faded into obscurity this season. Good way to shut up all those "Sixburgh" douchebags. I made a pretty wild prediction at the beginning of the season that the Stillerz would finish last in their division. Looks like that may happen.
On another note, looks like the Cowgirls are going to have their hands full tomorrow.
*Third in their division. I don't give the Brownies that much credit.
Who Gayden?! lol I only talk to him because we are facebook friends and he is from
Canada and I have a sour spot in my heart for our knock off Americans, I figure he must be confused a bunch
Should I try to get back to my natural hair color
here is an example this is me, I am not the dog
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6WCKXqBshfU/SxBKDAtzygI/AAAAAAAAAEI/5cuHHpE5dwE/s1600/1025091617.jpg
I am trying to figure my hair out again once again
That's true EV.
EV want to be my facebook friend!
EV:
Amazing how many bandwagon Steelers fans there are.
Is Ev's Name Evan ?
I need facebook friends from here, I got Jennifer! we even talked enough that her name changed from miss Texas to Jennifer, thats very good she is such a nice girl
Nice pic Pam.
Tell me about it. I actually think there are more bandwagon Steelers fans around AZ than there are bandwagon Cardinal fans. That's saying something right there. I get a laugh out of some of the types I see in bars on Sunday. Funny when they loose, the first thing they will fall back on is "who has 6 rings?" I hate that shit, some people are fans just because they figure there is no way they can ever lose. Coming from a Celtics fan, refrencing how many overall Championships a team has is fucking gay.
It is gay. Good point. Nothing worse than a bandwagon fan too.
It's not Evan, but that is actually close. I don't have a Failbook or Twatter account. Don't really care for the idea behind them.
What thats me as a child, and my amazing dog Bandit who is in Dog heaven. I had him all of my life until fifteen about. He was FAT haha. But yeah should I have my natural hair color ? I started dying my hair at eleven so I have not been natural since.
I don't have a twitter either Ethan, I have a facebook because it seems logical I went to highschool in North Carolina and its a cool way to " re-connect" lol
That's good EV.
I know it was you as a kid Pam.
I know I was making sure you didn't think I was the white dog is all.
I had a profile on a site like that for a while, but I just got sick of the whole thing and canceled it. Half the shit people post on those sites isn't read or looked at, the whole thing is centered at needing attention and self-gratification to be satisfied. People spend hours on those sites and accomplish what? Nothing really, not even much on a social level. People gossip about "OMG, did you see what so-and-so put as their Facebook update? What do you think they meant" blah blah blah. The whole atmosphere around it is just annoying.
"People gossip about "OMG, did you see what so-and-so put as their Facebook update? What do you think they meant" blah blah blah. The whole atmosphere around it is just annoying."
Very, very true.
I don't do that Ethan ? I play games on it. haha
Efren? Eden ?
EVANDER .. EVANDO ? EVIN - EVON
Just a hint, "EV" has nothing to do with my name, but the letters are in it.
Steven ?
So is this a game now?
Last hint: First name of the guy nicknamed "White Lightning" of the Philadelphia Eagles. He's been out for injuries most of the season.
Actually I'll give one more hint, since that isn't an "official" nickname. He is a Wide Receiver.
man this is not easy
your name is james ?LMAO
YOUR NAME IS KEVIN!!
gnite my friend kevin =)
You got it. Goodnight, I need to get some sleep for a long day of sitting on my ass and watching football.
so are you from Philly then Kevin ?
You play games on it Pam, really? What kind of games do you play? Like CHECKERS??
Pam: I had a dog like that when I was a kid, only solid black. I never knew exactly what kind he was, some kind of bull terrier.
IT is not just some kind of Bull Terrier he was a bull terrier .. was he not pure bred ?
Honey, I'm not sure if he was pure bred or not. Like all my dogs, he was a refugee, just wondered up to the house one day and stayed for 10 years.
*wandered*
First time I've ever read a dog compared to a "refugee" CBT.
Stray dogs are refugees. They meet the definition reasonably well.
Refugees are running from famine, violence, neglect to somewhere there isn't any of that shit. So are stray dogs.
Okay, Spurs, what's this about Houston electing a lesbian Mayor? I thought y'all hung them homasexuls there in good old conservitive Texas.
Man, I was going to post that story. I think I will.
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