Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Sheriff Joe Arpaio on ABC's Nightline
That Martin Bashir really is a pansy.
I do have to say I enjoyed the "tenants" interview in tent city. Especially the guy at the 5:20 mark. He has a sense of humor.
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I love how the prisoners speak out as if they deserve 5 star treatment. They should've thought twice about their crime before they committed it. They just need to shut up and deal with it. Afterall, they are living better than the homeless out here.
Oh yeah...MJ made Martin Bashir.
True, I guarantee those guys don't want to go back. Even (|)Merlin(|) would hate it, even though she'd be around all those "mens."
And MJ did make Bashir, true.
I'm not a fan of Sheriff Joe but Martin was just reaching too hard to find something wrong with what he was doing. Although calling him out on how many calories he eats a day was kind of funny.
He was reaching. I like how Sheriff Joe looked down at his belly when he was talking about the calories.
Spurs: Do you ever get the idea that fatty big chin is a real cunt?
Who are you referring to?
vincent gigante
aka "The Chin"
No, I think she's funny.
pussy
evil: drugs are bad
They always find vans with 300 people in them. I always wonder if they weren't caught where the illegals are going to.
Evil:
Dick.
And I agree with anonymous. Drugs are bad. Except for marijuana.
Some of them are probably looking for work DG. But the problem is how can you tell? I mean, all you have to do is take a look at the CA prisons to know that a lot of them (gangs- MS13) are coming over to commit violent crimes.
I wonder how much these people pay just to get sent back to the border.
Good question. It's not like they have a ton of loot if they are coming over here.
However, they must have some top of the line landscaping schools in Mexico. They are really good at that.
That's funny but wrong at the same time.
Whew great day in the trenches today! Settled a big case...
DG: The going rate back in 99-2000 was 1500 per head for the illegals to the coyotes
Hey, congrats man.
I always wondered how that works. I guess the people who get brought over here pay it off in one form or the other. Probably double.
Naw what happens is they pay the actual coyote say 900 to get them over the border, then they pay the houser like 250 to keep them in a safe house (usually on an indian reservation) till the transporters come. Then they pay the transporters 350 to get them where they are going. (i.e. phoenix or tucson) and there is usually a destination where they are already set up to start working, like a restaurant or construction company
I need to be a coyote. But the penalties involved in human trafficking are pretty stiff.
I am speaking in pre- 9/11 days... it wasnt a big deal back then.. usually the border patrol would take the illegals and let you go
I understand. Yep, just like it was no problem carrying weed through the airport. Small amounts. Like 10 lovely joints just rolled up, waiting to be smoked.
"SPURS FAN said...
And I agree with anonymous. Drugs are bad. Except for marijuana."
Speaking of which, I finally found a sack. Light green, red and yellow hairs, smells like a cross between skunk and Dutch beer and sticky. I went a bought a corncob pipe (Missouri Meersham) at Walgreens. I've haven't been high but twice in the last 4 and a half months, I'll be spelling like the Pelican in a half hour. WoooooHooooo!
Nice. But a corncob pipe? You going to put some hay in your mouth too? How about a stray hat?
I feel like breaking out some old Tuf Nut Overalls and kickin' back in a porch swing, except it's just too damn cold.
"Tuff Nut Overalls?"
Smooth.
Where do you buy those?
The corncob pipe is a tradition from like 1976. Actually the reason is the damn things are $4.99 so they're disposable. Never clean them, after two weeks, toss it, go back to Walgreens.
That's actually a good idea.
"SPURS FAN said...
"Tuff Nut Overalls?"
Smooth.
Where do you buy those?"
The last pair I bought was 20 years ago at Wal Mart, of course. I've worn them twice. I think they're in a box in storage in Tupelo, though.
Yeah, I'd just go ahead and keep those there.
Is it a bit odd that I have stuff in storage in 3 different cities? Little Rock, Tupelo and Newport News, Va.
You should load all that stuff up in your wagon and head to CA. You know, like the Beverly Hillbillies?
Spurs, You ever hear a song called "Wildwood Weed"?
California would be the last place I'd go.
Fortunately I can say I haven't heard that.
And I'm the same. I'd rather be buried that live out in that broke ass shithole.
Wildwood Weed is a song about two hillbillies who accidently discover the joys of smoking a weed that grew wild on their farm.
The singer is Jim Stafford.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyYKnhtoij0
I only know what a corncob pipe is because of Frosty.
corn cob pipe? who the eff are you, Frosty the Snowman?
That's some interesting stuff that I've never heard before, Wop.
My Granddad smoked Prince Albert in a corn cob pipe. he had arthritius so he taught me to roll cigarettes when I was 8.
KB:
He is Frosty the Snowman, that's funny.
Hi freaks. Sorry, I didn't finish the rest of Tiki Bar story yet, but it's been a busy week.
After Fat Boy got mobbed by the fat Portugeswe cougars, He's a celebrity at the Tiki Bar. So we get a VIP table and he orders up Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper and he's buying rounds of Buttery Nipple shots. The whole time the fucking parrot kept that "pirates in khaki, yo ho ho", shit up. The feathered motherfucker had three Buttery Nipples, too. More later, tax time again. Spursy if you ever come to Jersey, it's on the house.
I knew a guy who got in an accident transporting illegals... tire to the van blew out, 2 died and he was charged with manslaughter on top of charges for smuggling.
Hey, thanks Craiglist Whore. Once again, that was a nice offer. And a nice story.
Damn, really Streets? What kind of time did he get?
Do not believe anything the Craigslist Whore says. I can still hang with the best of them. Whatever she tells you will not be the truth. It is that chicken females intimidate me.
Although I do not care for her my benefactor, Drew, seems fond of her and she does almost anything he asks inexpensively, so I am afraid she will be around for a while.
I am very fond of Buttery Nipples, that part is true.
I have no idea Spurs... he was the childhood friend of my children's father.
Well, that's great she'll be around for awhile Avery. And I've never heard of a bird that likes liquor. But then again, I never thought a bird can type.
Damn, that really sucks for him Streets. I'm sure he did a few years.
Hi freaks. I like that cop. It took me longer to walk up and down the stairs than it did to get him off.
So anyway, after we did all the shots, I was buzzing, Fat Boy was really into the pirates thing and the fucking parrot was trying to pick a fight with this like 80 year old Italian man who was dozed off and never noticed. After security escorted us out we went back to Fat Boy's place. The whole way home (Fat boy scared the shit out of me again by driving with the eyepatch on again. He and that fucking parrot were singing Pirate songs. The fucking parrot was slurring his words bad.
Hey, more in a bit. Duty calls.
It seems to me like you should probably get out of New Jersey.
I don't see it ending well for you.
Do not believe her. I was not drunk and I did not ask for Viagra.
I think you probably were drunk.
And I believe you ate some viagra.
I believe the Craigslist Whore to be Hannah Lecter's sister. If you look closley at them you can see the pre rhinoplasty resemblance between the two.
You think so? I really don't see any resemblance. I think you are drunk right now.
Just this weekend I was at my friend's house who has a dinking parrot, he asks for beer. He is a brush tongue parrot so he does not eat nuts, he eats nectar and fruit.
I do not need Viagra to have sex with normal birds. The chicken was too intimidating and we did not speak a mutually intelligible bird language so we were unable to communicate. I fully believe she was expecting to be killed, plucked and eaten instead of toyed with by the Great Lover Avery.
Streets:
He really asks for beer? That's funny.
So now you are a Great Lover? That's nice Avery.
The brush tonques are the Mexicans of the bird world. They move in, eat all the fruit and every one who was there first contracts hemerhoids from a diet of only nuts. BRUSH TONQUE GO HOME!
They are probably all illegals too. Maybe you can contact Sheriff Joe.
I am magnifecient in the bird bath.
I imagine you are.
The brush tonques are smuggled into the US hidden in the underwear of sweatty Paraguayans. They are tainted. I was bred in a parrot mill in Spokane, Washington. I am a legal parrot.
Well, congrats to you.
Yeah, he said "get me a beer" and then tried to pull my frined's bottle down so he could stick his tongue into the neck of the bottle. He also flew at my face and when I asked him why he did that he said "I love you" haha, he is so flippin cute.
I have never been in the underwear of a sweaty Paraguayan. Hanah Lecter has, though. Raul used to pick up or trash once week. I thought that was very nice of him.
Streets:
What? So he understood when you asked him why he did that?
Avery:
That was very nice.
That is a good line, Elf Girl From The Streets. I will use that the next time my benefactor, Drew, and I go to play Pirates In Khaki at the Tiki Bar. I am becoming famous there. Old men high five me.
He totally understood, when my friend told him it was time to go "Night-night" he crawled into this beer box that was in his cage and pulled a little blanket over himself.
My benefactor, Drew, has been talking on the phone with Hillbilly In A Suit. I can tell when they talk because I can tell from my benefactor's, Drew, side of the conversation they are playing oneupmanship concerning the duplicities they employed to facilitate the sales of used automobiles.
That's pretty bad ass Streets. So it's a smart bird then.
In turn with bragging about the whores they have each employed in the interim since their last conversation. I do not like Hillbilly In A Suit. I think he would deep fry me.
The brush tonque cannot type, can he? I can type.
You can.
I am gonna deep fry your mouthy ass, bird.
Man, can I cook. I made killer salad, broiled a nice steak with Potrabellos and red and yellow sweet peppers, Red Velvet Cake (I bought that), three Sam Adams after a bowl of one hit shit. I feel good.
I can type and sing pirate songs and I cover myself up, too. I am jealous that the Elf Girl From The Streets thought so highly of the brush tonque. I would like very much to be her parrot someday.
I must go and clean my birdbath now.
A word of warning before I go. When the Viagra instructions say "seek immediate help for an erection lasting more than four hours", they mean it. Do not wait six hours, trust me.
I dont think he can type Avery...
He probably can't.
So parrots are prejudiced? Wtf?
I'm sick guys, I am thinking about either taking a bath and dinking a glass of wine o taking some cold medicine and going to bed. I feel like crap, which should I do?
Take some cold medicine. And take a bath. Then go to bed.
good idea Spurs... I'm off to do that now. Night guys.
Night.
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